I watched the Pirates game tonight. Why? So I could see Freddy Sanchez single, LaRoche and Bay walk. Bases loaded, no outs, down 3-1, this could get interesting. What did I say before Nady started his at-bat? “Strike out, then double play.” Well I was close, only the Pirates managed three consecutive strikeouts. Sadly, I have seen them do it before.
It is probably a good thing that they do suck perpetually and have prepared me for these eventualities. If not, my TV would have a brick heaved through it. Yes I keep a brick on-hand at all times for such emergencies.
On a sidenote, at least my fantasy team is doing well, I think I am raping the shit out of Ryan. Insert dirty/gay joke about Ryan now.