FuckTards

These two kids, obviously from one of the more hillbilly states (not that Pennsylvania is much better) tried to have their parents whacked. Let me first say that I am not against this, if the parents were shitty or at least in the kid’s mind, let him do what he wants.

What bothers me is the absolute stupidity in which he went about it. $260!!?? What kind of hitman can you hire with that kind of money? Not a very good one. I am guessing they were not planning on getting rid of the body or anything, just walk in and shit the parents with the guns the kid gave them? I am sure that even the dumbest of cops could figure that one out, maybe.

If I were a hitman and some dumbass kid tried to give me $260 for a double hit, I would probably shoot the kid, take his money, and then go to a strip club. If only the government would legalize Moron Hunting…