Apparently today, National Enquirer reported Patrick Swayze only has five weeks to live because of pancreatic cancer. This has since then been said to be untrue.
I do not want him to die or anything, but since I am a sick bastard, I figured I would put my prediction of when he will die right here: May 7th. If anyone wants to join in this morbidity, well let me have your date in the comments.
Yes, I am definitely going to hell.