As many of you know, I am 27 years old. I am still fairly immature. Most people usually guess that I am in my early 20s. Hell, I still get carded at a few bars in the world.
For awhile now I have noticed gray hairs popping up. Usually people notice them and say something like “oh my god, you have gray hairs!” And I laugh and say something like “yeah, it makes me look distinguished.” Although, the other night, a girl points out my flaw and then follows it with, “I have them too and I’m only 20. That’s why I dye my hair.” I replied “well I am not as obviously vain as you.”
Let me say that I do not mind the gray hairs. I am not scared that I will be old or some stupid shit like that. My only complaint is the speed with which this is happening. Hurry the fuck up hair! This one or two hairs a month bullshit makes me angry. And don’t pussy out and go sort of gray, go completely white.
Yeah, I said white. Especially my goatee and eyebrows, hell all my body hair. Except my pubes, keep them dark, well if I ever let them grow back in. If my hair would go completely gray, silver, or white, I would start dressing like Elijah Snow, white suit, white shirt, white everything.
So, this is me, telling my hair to knock this shit off. Go gray, or stay brown. Make up your mind. Thanks.