I’m the Real Superhero

I read over at Riptor’s page that he believes he is destined to be a superhero. Or at least a vigilante. Thats fine and dandy buddy, but me, I shoot for loftier goals: ACTUAL SUPERHERO!

If you see the picture in the previous post, you will notice that my face has a few cuts and bruises, well in almost no time at all, everything is just about completely healed. I must have some kind of mutant healing factor, like Wolverine. The more I thought about this, the more it becomes clear that I am just like Wolverine.

I rarely get sick, and when I do, my body snuffs it out right away. Cuts, bruises, scrapes, and injuries go away fairly quickly. Plus, I am hairy, same as Wolverine. The similarities are eerie. I just need some military group to fuse a non-existent metal onto my bones and give me razor sharp claws.

The resemblance to Wolverine is UNCANNY! Also, do I see a team-up between the vigilante and the superhero sometime soon?