Girlfriend of the Week

In the spirit of Easter weekend, I decided this week’s GOTW needs to be someone a little bit religious. That is why I have chosen Mary Magdalene. I know you are probably thinking “But Josh, you are an evil, atheist, bastard.” And I would say “yeah, so?”

Obviously she had to be pretty hot. She was a whore, who made Jesus stop and go, “DAMN! That bitch is fine.” I think that is in the gospel of John, but I am not 100% sure. And then if you believe the theory that they were married, well it must take a sexy woman to marry the son of god. Can you imagine Jesus bringing a girl home? “Oh, and this is my dad, God.” That would be intimidating for any woman, except Angelina Jolie…

This picture was taken in the year 28. She was heading to a club in Jerusalem. Seriously, I am not making this up.

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