Today is the day we honor my mother. Yeah that’s right, MY MOM. She rocks, and you should all recognize that fact. You see, my mom knows how to have fun. She can definitely party harder than your mom. She has a great sense of humor, evident by the fact that Adam and I are completely hilarious. She is smart, she always beats me at Scrabble. Trust me when I say that my mom is better than yours.
So this goes out to my Mom, hope you have a great Mother’s Day and remember that I love you. Oh by the way, I am broke, so this is your present. Just kidding, maybe.
And to everyone else, I am sure your mom’s are great. And if they are not, well I will share mine.