I went to this movie with very low expectations. I mean, lets be real here, it’s Michael Bay. I know what I am getting, right? Lots of explosions, silly plot, but pretty entertaining, like the first one. Unfortunately, this one took all the crap I hated from the first one and decided to expand from there.
I was going to rant and rave about all the things I hated, but here is a nice little site that does it for me, yay for laziness!
Aside from everything that site makes fun of, the only thing I can add is that the scenes in Egypt and Petra were cool to see since I have been to both, unfortunately they decided to throw a map away. The pyramids are nowhere near Petra (about 300 miles away I think), plus the pyramids are beyond the horizon line from a large body of water, so you could not aim a gun at Devastator like that.
While I was inside the place where they were at Petra, I never thought to blast through the wall to see if any dead robots were in there (although, I do not remember there being some weird painting in there, but that could just be my memory).
On a side note, look at that sexy guy in the last picture. That is a guy who should be running around the desert, not Shia…