I went to this movie with very low expectations. I mean, lets be real here, it’s Michael Bay. I know what I am getting, right? Lots of explosions, silly plot, but pretty entertaining, like the first one. Unfortunately, this one took all the crap I hated from the first one and decided to expand from there.
I was going to rant and rave about all the things I hated, but here is a nice little site that does it for me, yay for laziness!
Aside from everything that site makes fun of, the only thing I can add is that the scenes in Egypt and Petra were cool to see since I have been to both, unfortunately they decided to throw a map away. The pyramids are nowhere near Petra (about 300 miles away I think), plus the pyramids are beyond the horizon line from a large body of water, so you could not aim a gun at Devastator like that.
I also do not remember that many chickens running around everywhere when I was at either place…
While I was inside the place where they were at Petra, I never thought to blast through the wall to see if any dead robots were in there (although, I do not remember there being some weird painting in there, but that could just be my memory).
On a side note, look at that sexy guy in the last picture. That is a guy who should be running around the desert, not Shia…
Man, that guy looks pretty gay.
I’m still going to see Transformers. You’re the fifteenth person to tell me it sucked. But I’ll see it anyway, because I’m a sucker with 8 bucks.
Don’t worry, it will not disappoint you. Either you like it because you think it’s a great movie (and you have the IQ of a toaster) or you think it’s hilarious because of all the stupid things…