Girlfriend of the Week

Since Thanksgiving is almost upon us, I figured this GOTW should go out to the special lady who saved the pilgrims. Pocahontas. This is a photo of her before she retired to Moldavia.

For those of you who know nothing of history, Pocahontas was a female warrior, who defeated the British and Chinese forces at the Battle of Liberty Island, way back in 1821. Without her we would not have many of the things we have today, such as television or crack.

So be thankful that this busty beauty decided to kick some major ass that late summer day, or we would all be speaking a blend of Chinese and English. She helped usher in an age of Americanism.