Jersey Shore

I have never watched an episode of Jersey Shore.  No idea why anyone would want to really.  I understand the whole “it’s like watching a train wreck…”, but how does it not get old after three minutes.  I mean the bodies are all smashed up and there is tons of blood and carnage, but then what?  I mean, not that I ever stop and check out train wrecks.

I saw this Craig Ferguson skit about the show and it made me laugh.  Therefore, I will force you to watch it as well.  Damn it, sit still and watch it!  Sorry, did I hurt you?  I will buy you a pony.