Apparently while I was being tortured by bad versions of Montell Jordan’s This is How We Do It, my friend Steve was being held up at Mugshots. I do not have the full version of what happened, but here is Steve’s text messages to me:
Steve: Dude walkd in2 mugs @last call w a gun, robbd me matt n jeremy, nic was in the back, every1s ok.
Me: Did they catch the guy?
Steve: not yet, they think hes local tho, oh, n theyre not gettin me this time, my written statement is detaild as SHIT! It looks like 1 of ur fantasy books.
Me: haha. remember if they want to plea jump at it.
This goes on for a bit, especially a few jokes about us being lawyers (Steve told some girl he knows who we bumped into at the courthouse that we were lawyers…) and then I ask if Steve is still going to Mugshots.
Steve: No dude, im here now, its sad 2say but its not the 1st time a strap was in my face, n prob wont b the last haha, +dude was the WORST robber ever, it was actually kinda funny
Forgive the guy for the text speak, I was going to clean it up, but since everyone in the world now talks like this, I figured it would probably be easier for everyone to read. He then tells me to check KDKA for a video of Danny, the manager of Mugshots, wearing a suit and talking about the incident. It is right here. Anyways, I cannot wait to head to Mugshots to hear this whole story.