I did not plan on even addressing the whole Tiger Woods thing, mainly because I do not care if he cheats on his wife. I mean, who would I be to judge someone for cheating? Unfortunately, while reading the text messages between he and Joslyn James, the porn star, I noticed some pretty funny stuff.
People seem to think it is horrible that he says these dirty things to this girl. She is a porn star. She has probably had multiple cock inside her at once. She gets paid to do crazy, weird shit like this every day. I would be more shocked if Tiger was texting his wife like this. “Hey hun, I want to come home and choke you then stick my dick in your ass.” That would probably be a little weird.
Oddly enough though, it was the turkey comment that cracks me up.
Apparently Tiger hates turkey unless it is in a club sandwich. Wonder what he would do to someone if they brought him a stuffed turkey dinner? I bet it involves choking and anal sex…