Dear Lord and Savior,
My brother is a huge Denver Broncos fan. Despite our family being Steelers fans, Adam was born with a slight genetic defect that causes him to like the Denver Broncos. And then last weekend, the moment came. Our lord and savior scored his first points in the NFL. Tim Tebow, who has come back to usher in the kingdom of heaven on earth, scored a touchdown.
Unfortunately, Adam is a godless heathen. So Mr. Tebow, if you are reading this, I ask you to please come see my brother and try to steer him towards the correct path. I think that would be a perfect Tebowmas present for him this year.
Your blessed servant,
|This is Adam’s pumpkin he carved this year…|