I want to see this story incorporated into an episode of the excellent show Justified. I want to see Timothy Olyphant force a guy to eat his beard. The best thing about this video (aside from hillbillies): it all started after the guy wanted to buy a $20 lawnmower for $250. Why did the moron even mention what he paid for it? He should have taken the money and then kept his beard. It is sad that these people get to vote.