Homeland Security SUV

As I was driving home from work, I noticed a white SUV flying up behind me.  I got a little nervous because I figured I was getting pulled over, until I realized I was only going 70 in a 65.  I moved into the right lane and let him pass me and I realized it was a Homeland Security police vehicle.

He turned towards where I was going and I figured he must be going to the Ebensburg Police barracks, but instead he turned into the Local Ice Cream place (LICP).  Curious, eh?  I came to two conclusions:

1)  He is a huge fan of their ice cream and wants to be the first person to get a cone today.  Seems reasonable, right?

2)  The LICP is some kind of terrorist front.  I am guessing they must have a cache of guns below the store and probably plan to overthrow the government.

I would bet money that I am wrong on both counts.