As I was driving home from work, I noticed a white SUV flying up behind me. I got a little nervous because I figured I was getting pulled over, until I realized I was only going 70 in a 65. I moved into the right lane and let him pass me and I realized it was a Homeland Security police vehicle.
He turned towards where I was going and I figured he must be going to the Ebensburg Police barracks, but instead he turned into the Local Ice Cream place (LICP). Curious, eh? I came to two conclusions:
1) He is a huge fan of their ice cream and wants to be the first person to get a cone today. Seems reasonable, right?
2) The LICP is some kind of terrorist front. I am guessing they must have a cache of guns below the store and probably plan to overthrow the government.
I would bet money that I am wrong on both counts.