More Weird Mail

Why do I get the weird Christian mail?

This is what came for me:  a prayer rug.  Made out of paper.  Does that make a lot of sense?  It is barely big enough to get one knee on.  The best part is what it says at the bottom:
 I tried staring at Jesus and see if his eyes opened.  Naturally, they did not open, but instead you realize that it is an optical illusion.  The shading of the eyes makes it look like they are closed or super wide open.  Kinda cool.
Also, nice to see that this Prayer By Letters thing is a scam.  So this is not just me making fun of religion, it is me looking out for people who might try to donate money.