When I was driving home from the movies the other night, I saw a deer standing in the middle of the road. I slowed down and let it cross and saw that another one was coming behind it. After that one crossed the road, I started to pull forward when I look to the left and see another deer coming straight at the side of my car.
I hit the gas and pulled forward, but not fast enough. The stupid deer ran head-first into my rear door. The dumb thing hit the door and fell over. I drove away and in my mirror saw that it was starting to get up. At the house I looked at the door and there is only a minor dent, so at least I had a little luck.
What could the deer have been thinking? Maybe it was trying to commit suicide because it was having a rough week. Maybe it just came from ASM2 and was that disappointed in the movie. Or maybe he (it had to be a guy, right?) figured he could ram the car hard enough and win that battle. A way to prove how tough he was. Well I hope he enjoyed having a concussion.