My Birthday

So, for you long time readers, you probably remember that my birthday is coming up. Yes, it is on Thursday. I expect cards, money, gift cards, and presents to be sent to my place as soon as possible. Here are the things I want:

-New car
-New pants
-Old shirts
-a half-eaten blueberry muffin
-the hub cap from a 1973 Ford Pinto
-An 11th edition of War & Peace

Alright, I think those few items should keep all of you busy.