Beets Are Gross

beet chipsThis is probably the most disgusting thing I have ever come across. That could be a slight exaggeration or maybe not. Beets and Sea Salt Corn Chips? That makes me want to vomit just thinking about it. And then to make it better, they sale Spinach & Kale! Ugh, what the hell would ever make someone say “mmm, you know what I could go for? Some delicious spinach & kale corn chips!” No! That does not happen, you say “mmmmmm, BBQ potato chips…” And then you drool for a few moments. Beets do not become chips. They become the gross things people put into a container in order to make pickled eggs, which they then leave in the refrigerator for a few weeks and eventually throw in the garbage because NO ONE LIKES EATING BEETS!!!

Sorry, I have strong feelings about the beet.