Weird Buddha

I wonder if Home Goods is owned and operated by fundamentalist Buddhists or something? They have way too many Buddha heads in that store…

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Have you ever seen one of those things in a lawn? Me neither. And yet in every aisle at Home Goods, there they are. Or Buddha sitting statues. Lots of those too.

Hell, the HG in Monroeville has one that costs $800! Who would buy it? I want to meet the person who puts this in their foyer…