Damn Deer Ruin Everything

guns and copsOne of my family members posted this on Facebook and it made me laugh. No, not because I am some weirdo who likes the idea of people pulling a gun on a cop or the cops having to kill citizens. Instead I thought of all the scenarios where it would probably be okay to point a gun at a cop.

I know, at this moment you are freaking out. “What the hell is wrong with you Josh, it is never alright to point a gun at a police officer.” Well, hear me out.

What if you are hunting? And you see a deer, you decide to pull up your gun and as you are fixing your sights on the animal, you realize that it is not a deer, but instead it is an undercover cop.

Why would a cop go undercover as a deer you might ask? Well that is simple, everyone knows that deer run a highly profitable meth distribution ring here in Pennsylvania. The brave officer has went undercover to break up this illegal drug peddling operation, risking his life, spending months deep inside the belly of the beast (not literally) trying to find the mastermind, the head buck.

guy as a deerIn this scenario, you would not be breaking the law, since pointing a gun at a deer is not a crime, as far as I know. See, this just goes to show that not everything is black and white. Well for the deer it probably is, since they do not see color. Or am I thinking of a T-Rex?

Keep absolutely still, vision’s based on movement

Also, this entire post was just an excuse to post this video…