To My Friends in Florida…

You folks think you are so cool down there in Florida. We are getting snow and freezing temperatures and you jerks post stuff like this on Facebook…

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Rub it in! Yeah we know it sucks up here. Snow, freezing rain, hail, sleet, snow squalls, snow storms, blizzards, ice storms, and probably a hundred other winter things I am forgetting. But you know what we don’t have? Hurricanes. daq08-mathewnfl-new-ppp

Yeah, we don’t have to worry about wind strong enough to rip trees from the ground and destroy buildings. I mean, just look at the devastation caused to one of your beautiful cities (I think this is Tampa*)…

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*Not Tampa

And what happens to Florida in a few years after the ice caps melt? Hmm? Yeah, bye Florida!

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So yeah, it may suck up north. Actually, I have nothing else. I am totally jealous of my Florida friends.

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