You folks think you are so cool down there in Florida. We are getting snow and freezing temperatures and you jerks post stuff like this on Facebook…
Rub it in! Yeah we know it sucks up here. Snow, freezing rain, hail, sleet, snow squalls, snow storms, blizzards, ice storms, and probably a hundred other winter things I am forgetting. But you know what we don’t have? Hurricanes. 
Yeah, we don’t have to worry about wind strong enough to rip trees from the ground and destroy buildings. I mean, just look at the devastation caused to one of your beautiful cities (I think this is Tampa*)…
And what happens to Florida in a few years after the ice caps melt? Hmm? Yeah, bye Florida!
So yeah, it may suck up north. Actually, I have nothing else. I am totally jealous of my Florida friends.
