2023 Fantasy Baseball: Week 5

I basically lost to a NPC. Lindsey does not set a lineup, does not check her team. She is supposed to be an easy win for everyone. And yet, I went from winning 9-2 on Friday, to a loss on Sunday. I hate fantasy baseball. No wins? I had nine starting pitchers go this week. Not one of them picked up a win. UGHHHH.

Fantasy Stud
Paul Goldschmidt had an excellent week. He scored five runs, hit three home runs, knocked in six, and stole a base. Yeah, a great week. Granted, he had that week for Lindsey. And he did most of that crap on Sunday. He hit those HRs in one game, scored four times. If he does not have that game, I at least win. 

The Season
Weirdly, this loss did not hurt me. I moved up to 8th place. I guess I just need everyone else to suck every week. Offord had his first bad week with a tie against Jordan. Ryan is now only 10 GB from first place. This week I take on Pat, who is now in last place after Lindsey’s win. So maybe I can get a win somehow. 

I am continuing to break my rules here, enjoy this song about me…

Author: Ngewo