Not What Anyone Wants to Hear

I am not sure if you are aware of this, but Donald Trump Jr. came to Johnstown the other day. Lindsey saw a picture of him and said something that made me question everything about myself. She said “wow, he looks just like you.” And to prove her point, she showed the picture to Payton and said “who is this?” Naturally Payton says “Daddy!” 

Ughhhhhhhhhh. I guess it is time to cut my hair shorter and maybe go back to a goatee or something. Or just be more stressed out in life and watch it all turn gray faster. 

If anyone ever needs a Don Jr. impersonator for a party, I guess I could make some money. Everyone needs a side gig nowadays, right? 

Author: Ngewo