2021 NFL Pick ‘Em Week 5 & Fantasy Football Week 4

I was the best last week with ten correct. Adam also had ten, but I owned the tie-breaker. Good for me! Genius Jon only managed eight. Guess 14 was just lucky…anyways, I am not one behind Jon. 

Underdog Special: Chicago Bears (+6.5)
Okay, I know I said the Bears were bad last week and I looked pretty stupid putting money on the Lions. So now, I will take the Bears. My thought is that the Bears offense will continue to improve (I believe in Justin Fields) and for some reason the Raiders like a nice close game. 
Underdog Record: 2-2 (+$13.50)

Steelers Pick: Yeah, I think the Broncos will beat them this week. The offense is in trouble and it will not improve anytime soon. On a positive note, my brother will be at the game, so at least he should get to see a win for his favorite team (he is a Broncos fan for those of you who cannot figure things out).
Steelers Pick Record: 2-2

STANDINGS

This may trigger Bill…
  1. Bishop Sycamore (Adam) 4-0–Fantasy football can be so weird. He scores tons of points other weeks by just getting a bunch of points by everyone. This week? He gets 52.60 from Tyreek Hill.
  2. The Mega Powers (BatmanJason) 3-1–All it took for him to jump from 6th to 2nd was a beatdown of me. A ton of points from Cordarrelle Patterson didn’t hurt his cause.
  3. LIME TIME! LIME TIME!! (Dustin) 3-1–55.40 points from Jalen Hurts helped Dustin this week.
  4. classy like FoxNews (Jason) 3-1–How is he 3-1? Has not scored 140 points in the last two weeks and yet only lost once.
  5. WranglerJeanShorts (Seth) 3-1–The majority of Seth’s points came from like four players.
  6. The Dirty Punts (Heidi) 2-2–Sorry Heidi! I said she was probably the most complete team last week and then she managed a sub-100 game.
  7. 50 Shades of Jay (Jarrod) 2-2–If only the Bengals could have played a little better defense against the Jags…I would make a joke about Urban Meyer, but seriously fuck that guy. I give it two weeks before he has a medical emergency and quits then heads to USC.
  8. My Knees are Solar-powered (Bill) 2-2–Two losses in a row…not good Bill, not good at all.
  9. Josh is a Gurley Man (Ryan) 2-2–Ryan has a receiver with a last name that has fifty letters. Definitely more letters than points he scored for Ryan.
  10. Peppa Pigskin (Lindsey) 1-3–Is there anything worse than losing because your defense scored -5.00 and your bench D, scored 6.00???
  11. Feast or Famine (Gideon) 1-3–Speaking of defense…can you imagine getting 28.00 from the Bills and still only scoring 138.40 because your QB only scored 23.30?
  12. Game…Blouses (Josh) 1-3–My team was not awful, I just went up against a very good team. I would have beat 9 other teams.
  13. Hamilton’s Privateer (John) 1-3–John got his first win, he called it last week. He said now that his thing is over, he could focus on fantasy football. Okay dude, I still see about 3 wins total for ya.
  14. A cooler name (Scott) 0-4–I said that Scott needed a cooler name…kudos to him for taking my advice. The only way he could have beat Ryan would have been if he started Tonyan and the Browns defense and it would have been extremely close.
Author: Ngewo