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Mugshots Robbed!

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Apparently while I was being tortured by bad versions of Montell Jordan’s This is How We Do It, my friend Steve was being held up at Mugshots.  I do not have the full version of what happened, but here is Steve’s text messages to me:
Steve:  Dude walkd in2 mugs @last call w a gun, robbd me matt n jeremy, nic was in the back, every1s ok.
Me:  Did they catch the guy?
Steve:  not yet, they think hes local tho, oh, n theyre not gettin me this time, my written statement is detaild as SHIT! It looks like 1 of ur fantasy books.
Me:  haha.  remember if they want to plea jump at it.
This goes on for a bit, especially a few jokes about us being lawyers (Steve told some girl he knows who we bumped into at the courthouse that we were lawyers…) and then I ask if Steve is still going to Mugshots.

Steve:  No dude, im here now, its sad 2say but its not the 1st time a strap was in my face, n prob wont b the last haha, +dude was the WORST robber ever, it was actually kinda funny

Forgive the guy for the text speak, I was going to clean it up, but since everyone in the world now talks like this, I figured it would probably be easier for everyone to read.  He then tells me to check KDKA for a video of Danny, the manager of Mugshots, wearing a suit and talking about the incident.  It is right here.  Anyways, I cannot wait to head to Mugshots to hear this whole story.

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4 thoughts on “Mugshots Robbed!”

  • 1.Stevie’s become quite the robber magnet. Might be time for him to hang at the Redstone.
    2. Danny cleans up nice for his pressers. But really,Dan, Cheers?

  • I do not remember Cheers ever having someone pull a nail file (or as they claim, a knife) on anyone. Or guys tell Carla that they want to put their picture on a cantaloupe and have sex with it….

  • I’ve always wanted to be in a place that was being robbed. Not sure why. Kind of a bucket list kind of thing. I also want to get held up in an alley by a guy with a switchblade. Hopefully while the Mortal Kombat theme song is playing in the background.

  • I personally want to get held up by a guy holding a tuna. That would really make me stop and think for a minute.

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