Josh’s NFL Mock Draft–2023 Edition

Welcome to the worst mock draft out there! Worst is fairly subjective though, since even the experts only get about the same amount as me. When I looked at how the experts did, using a point system of 1 point for a correct pick, 1/2 point for right team/wrong number or right number/wrong team, most of the experts were around 4.5 points. I was at 3.5 points. With zero research last year. I can do better this year!

UGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I finished this whole thing. I Had a pretty good draft. And then the Jets & Packers finalized the Aaron Rodgers deal. At first I did not think it would mess things up, but they flipped draft picks, which was only two picks, but it does change things. Now I need to redo a bunch of picks. 

  1. Carolina Panthers–C.J. Stroud–QB–Ohio State
    I have flipped this pick multiple times. Usually the first pick is easy, but not so much this year. I think the Panthers take Stroud over Young because of his size. I do not know if the Panthers are ready to try and build around a short quarterback.
  2. Houston Texans–Bryce Young–QB–Alabama
    Whichever QB the Panthers take, the Texans are taking the other one. I could see them being sneaky and taking someone else, but that is a big risk.
  3. Tennessee Titans (Trade with Arizona Cardinals)–Anthony Richardson–QB–Florida
    I have never predicted a trade before, and I am dipping my toes into the trade water. The Titans move up and take Richardson.
  4. Indianapolis Colts–Will Anderson–Edge–Alabama
    I know the Colts want a QB, but how can you pass up on Anderson for someone like Levis? Now if the Texans do something crazy like pass on a QB, then I could see the Colts taking Richardson (or whoever is available).
  5. Seattle Seahawks–Jalen Carter–DT–Georgia
    The Seahawks seem to be trying very hard to convince teams they are going in a different direction. But come on, they are never afraid to draft a player with issues. 
  6. Detroit Lions–Bijan Robinson–RB–Texas
    I thought I was being clever with this pick, but then I saw a bunch of experts also taking Robinson here. I know RBs are not a popular early first round pick, but the Lions need a guy like this.
  7. Las Vegas Raiders–Paris Johnson Jr.–OT–Ohio State
    I would not be shocked if the Raiders took Levis or another QB if one is available. But I think if they want JimmyG to be successful, they may need to beef up the line.
  8. Atlanta Falcons–Christian Gonzalez–CB–Oregon
  9. Chicago Bears–Broderick Jones–OT–Georgia
  10. Philadelphia Eagles–Myles Murphy–Edge–Clemson
  11. Arizona Cardinals (Trade with Tennessee Titans)–Tyree Wilson–Edge–Texas Tech
    The Cardinals were one of the worst teams at getting to the quarterback last year. I think Wilson helps them get pressure. 
  12. Houston Texans–Quentin Johnson–WR–TCU
    Is Johnson the best receiver in the draft? I am not sure, but he is a bigger receiver, and should be a nice target for whichever QB the Texans draft.
  13. Green Bay Packers–Jaxon Smith-Njigba–WR–Ohio State
    Originally I had the Jets taking an offensive lineman here, then the Patriots would take Jaxon. However, I think the Packers will take him now. This will probably piss off Aaron Rodgers, since the Packers did not draft a big time playmaker in the first round the last few years. Anyways, I think Smith-Njigba is the best receiver in the draft. 
  14. New England Patriots–Jordan Addison–WR–USC
    Funny, I had the Steelers taking Addison, and I was complaining about it. The Patriots get a fantastic receiver, and that means a few more things shift around.
  15. New York Jets–Peter Skoronski–OT–Northwestern
    This was who I had the Jets taking at #13. My thought was they would want some more protection for Aaron Rodgers. They have the offensive weapons, just need to keep their old man QB safe.  
  16. Washington Commanders–Joey Porter Jr.–CB–Penn State
    I want the Steelers to take JPJ, but Washington seems to like drafting Penn State guys, and they need a cornerback, so it just makes sense.
  17. Pittsburgh Steelers–Devon Witherspoon–CB–Illinois
    I am still not sure who the Steelers will take. I would like this pick. I would also like it if they drafted a big guy to plug up the middle and help them shut down the run. They made some nice moves in free agency, but the defense can always use more. 
  18. Detroit Lions–Bryan Bresee–DT–Clemson
    I think they like loading up on defense. Initially I had Bresee going to the Chargers and the Lions taking Witherspoon.
  19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers–Will Levis–QB–Kentucky
    I feel like this is the right area to draft Levis, but I have a feeling I will be wrong. He will probably end up going #1.
  20. Seattle Seahawks–Brian Branch–S–Alabama
  21. Los Angeles Chargers–Michael Mayer–TE–Notre Dame
  22. Baltimore Ravens–Nolan Smith–Edge–Georgia
  23. Minnesota Vikings–Zay Flowers–WR–Boston College
  24. Jacksonville Jaguars–Cam Smith–CB–South Carolina
  25. New York Giants–John Michael Schmitz–C–Minnesota
  26. Dallas Cowboys–Jahmyr Gibbs–RB–Alabama
  27. Buffalo Bills–Derick Hall–Edge–Mizzou
  28. Cincinnati Bengals–Luke Musgrave–TE–Oregon State
    Cool, more weapons for Burrow. And he is used to wearing orange & black.
  29. New Orleans Saints–Lukas Van Ness–Edge–Iowa
  30. Philadelphia Eagles–Kelee Ringo–CB–Georgia
  31. Kansas City Chiefs–Darnell Wright–OT–Tennessee
Author: Ngewo