Remember when Jason was in first for like ten minutes? Yeah, I remember. And I decided to trounce the shit out of him this week. It was actually a good matchup and Jason would have beat almost any other team. This victory came despite a few of my players hitting the IL or testing positive for COVID.
Fantasy Stud
Juan Soto defeated Shohei Ohtani in the Home Run Derby and decided to just keep hitting. Six home runs, nine runs scored, thirteen runs batted in, a stolen base, with a .394 AVG, and a .524 OBP. Pat definitely enjoys that kind of production from his keeper.
The League
Matt 9 Dustin 3–Matt’s team was dominant, seriously if he paid attention he would probably be doing well
James 9 Ryan 1–James & Ryan combined for 372 strikeouts…streaming pitchers almost works. Except neither of them would have won against me
Adam2 9 Pat 3–Pat needed another Juan Soto
Sean 11 Gideon 1–Sean was the only team who could have given me a run for my money this week. Could his team be getting hot at the perfect time?
Next Up
This week is the matchup we have all been waiting for since week seven: me vs. Ryan. We tied last time and hopefully this week will result in me being victorious.
Apologies to anyone offended by this song. Back in the olden days, Jason would sing this in the kitchen when it would be really busy. Appropriate? Absolutely not, but back in the early 21st century, we were not nearly as enlightened as we are now. It is definitely weird hearing the r-word. So I guess we have progressed a bit since then. I do still enjoy the song though.
