2021 NFL Pick ‘Em Week 14 & Fantasy Football Week 13

My run of suckiness ended last week. I picked ten correctly, while the next best was Jon with eight. My brother only had seven, so I managed to gain some ground. I am now only one behind (and hey, taking the Steelers this week did not cost me since we all took them, haha). 

Underdog Pick: Washington Football Team (+4.0)
The Giants cannot score. They annoy the shit out of me. I am pretty sure I have lost money on them every time I have bet anything on them this year. It was 17-6 and the Giants seemed to be driving, I thought they would get the TD and cover, but NOOOOO, they kicked a field goal. WHY???? Assholes. Then the Dolphins got the ball back and ran time down and kicked a field goal. Anyways, this week I am staying in the NFC East and taking the Football Team. I may actually take the money line here because I think they will beat the Cowboys.
Underdog Record: 8-5 (+$56.13)

Steelers Pick: Well…I was wrong again. I mean, I was right that it would be close, but I thought the Ravens would win. I then made the mistake of taking the Steelers. I was so confident in them that I took them on the money line. Ugh. Two losses in a row. I suck.
Steelers Pick Record: 7-6 

This week I want to point out the QBs of each team and their draft position.

STANDINGS

  1. Bishop Sycamore (Adam) 12-1–Matthew Stafford–47.70–6th RD PK 2
  2. WranglerJeanShorts (Seth) 10-3–Carson Wentz–22.60–Waivers (his main QB is Rodgers and was on bye)
  3. The Mega Powers (BatmanJason) 9-4–Dak Prescott–26.50–4th RD PK 6
  4. My Knees are Solar-powered (Bill) 8-5–Justin Herbert–49.30–TRADE with a moron
  5. Peppa Pigskin (Lindsey) 7-6–Josh Allen–22.40–2nd RD PK 1
  6. classy like FoxNews (Jason) 7-6–Tom Brady–57.70–4th RD PK 8
  7. The Dirty Punts (Heidi) 6-7–Kyler Murray–42.20–3rd RD PK 6
  8. Injured List All-Stars (Dustin) 6-7–Jalen Hurts–0.00–7th RD PK 8
  9. Game…Blouses (Josh) 5-8–Joe Burrow–34.60–9th RD PK 11
  10. 50 Shades of Jay (Jarrod) 5-8–Taylor Heinicke–29.60–Waivers
  11. A cooler name (Scott) 4-9–Lamar Jackson–33.80–4th RD PK 13
  12. Feast or Famine (Gideon) 4-9–Kirk Cousins–44.60–6th RD PK 5
  13. When Does Baseball Start (Ryan) 4-9–Patrick Mahomes–22.60–1st RD PK 4
  14. Hamilton’s Privateer (John) 4-9–Teddy Bridgewater–27.40–Waivers

So what does it all mean? I am not sure. Has the era of the dominant QB truly come to an end? Or is it just a down year? I may have to look back at scoring and see if the QB scoring is way down, if so I may need to readjust the bonuses again in order to make the QB position more valuable, ya know? Anyways, something to ponder.

Author: Ngewo