2022 Fantasy Baseball Week 5

How do I almost lose to a guy who has not paid attention in like seven years? Seriously, it was 6-6 on Sunday. My hitting was atrocious. I only had two guys with averages over .230…that is not good. At least my pitching was solid.

Fantasy Stud
Bryce Harper had a monster week. I am talking Matt Kemp-esque week from back in the day. He hit .609 with a .643 OBP. Three home runs and three stolen bases. Eight runs scored, as well as eight knocked in. That is just an impressive week. And naturally he is on Matt’s team. Harper is the reason that Matt almost picked up a win against me. 

The League
James 5 Lindsey 5–at least James had trouble with a person who does nothing with her lineup
Ryan 8 Offord 3–not the best performance for Offord
Dustin 8 Gideon 3–at least Gideon lost, that should help me, right?
Jordan 8 Jason 3–damn, thanks Jason for giving Jordan the lead
Sean 9 Pat 3–how do you have 95 innings pitched and not pick up a win??? 

So yeah, Jordan is in first place, while I remained in second. Ryan jumped to third. Gideon’s reign at the top did not last very long and he is now in fourth place. After that it goes James, Sean, Jason, Pat, Offord, Dustin, Matt, and Lindsey.

Next Up
Speaking of tough matchups, this week I face James. How will I fare against his streaming strategy? The other big one this week is Ryan and Jordan. Weird that I could really use a win from Ryan. 

Screw Rascal Flatts! This is the only acceptable version. I remember when it came out that we had this CD, but I honestly cannot recall who got it. I want to say my brother was the one who got it or maybe my mom.

Author: Ngewo