Fight Club
How many times have Gideon and I discussed how many kids we could beat up at one time? My usual go to answer was around 27. Well this confirms it…
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How many times have Gideon and I discussed how many kids we could beat up at one time? My usual go to answer was around 27. Well this confirms it…
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According to that, I could only take 24! I refuse to believe it. I KNOW I could take at least 30. I think being short and havin a short reach is why it doubts me.
But there are some things it doesn’t take into consideration:
– the need to relieve stress (what’s more therapeutic than beating down 40-50 kids???)
– physical training, aside from martial arts (football, wrestling)
– the sweet taste of victory (the more you whoop up on, the more victorious you are… the way I see it anyhow)
– whether the “little gang” is all boys or is co-ed (you throw some little ladies into the equation, my final count adds AT LEAST 15)
Fortunately, they’ll never set up a one-time competition where an adult gets to compete against kids. That would be horrific to witness.
WAIT…
Replace…
fortunately with hopefully
never with soon
one-time with weekly
competition with deathmatch
compete against with beat the hell out of
horrific with terrific
witness with TiVo
This is by far the funniest thing I have read today. Thank you brother for cracking me up.
I could take 20, largely because of the moral questions on the final page. But I’ve played Starcraft against Zerg, and I can kick pretty damn high. 🙂